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brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

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lysolwipes:

*during a job interview*

"Why should we hire you?"image

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  • voldemort:

    let me be your ruler

  • death eaters:

    (ruler)

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

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canadianslut:

when my straight friends tell me about their relationship problems/breakups image

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awwww-cute:

A three-month-old Sumatran tiger cub named Bandar reacts after being dunked in the tiger exhibit moat for a swimming test at the National Zoo in Washington, D.C. All cubs born at the zoo must take a swim test before being allowed to roam in the exhibit. Bandar passed his test

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fappuclno:

boutta take the ride of my life

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x-89:

[switches to mother tongue to talk shit about you]

(via nortonism)

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minimalmovieposters:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind by Adam Armstrong

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